2022 INFINITI QX80 LUXE ONLY 34K MILES BLACK OBSIDIAN 15K BELOW MARKET & STILL SEXIER THAN A NEW ONE Come here before I do something dumb like put my own plate on itâthis 2022 QX80 LUXE has 34,049 miles, a spotless Clean CARFAX, and is legitimately 15,850 miles below market average (UT9308). Thatâs not hype; thatâs âsomebody treated it like a vault queen instead of a daily soccer shuttleâ math. Black Obsidian over Graphite leatherâlooks like a Rolls-Royce Cullinan that hit the gym and learned how to tow 8,500 lbs without breaking a sweat. That glorious 5.6L V8 (400 hp, 413 lb-ft) and buttery 7-speed still make Escalade and Navigator drivers check their mirrors twice. Inside youâve got the theater package screens, heated/cooled front seats, heated second row, power third row, Bose 13-speaker system that makes your old playlist sound brand new, and the kind of quiet that makes you think the engine quitâ until you mash it and remember God is good. 34k miles on these is basically the ownerâs manual saying âbarely past the introduction page.â Most 2022 QX80s floating around have 55-70k and look like they lost a fight with a church vanâthis one still blushes when you open the door. If youâve been staring at high-mile 2021-2022 QX80s with 60k miles and faded running boards still asking the same money as this oneâ close Marketplace, go confess your sins, and come steal the low-mile unicorn before the doctor from Gulfport whoâs been texting me every 30 minutes shows up with cash and a stethoscope. Pine Belt Ford, Hattiesburgâsitting up front looking expensive, smelling like new money, and wondering why youâre still reading this instead of driving it home. . Tell âem the used car manager said first person who quotes this ad gets a free Pine Belt hat and the right to look down on top of the food chain in every school pickup line forever. 2022 INFINITI QX80 LUXE 34,049 mi Black Obsidian/Graphite $XX,XXX (yes, youâre gonna laugh, then call everybody you know)
